Stylish Text Generator
Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food.
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent..
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'